Heyyy maybe you’ve seen that first picture being posted all over facebook? I know I have! I also know that the jokes were originally by Ben Kling, as you can see by following this link! There are also more where they came from! Cute stuff.
Now jokes like “Be Mein” could be pretty coincidental but on the whole I don’t think so! I just wanted to direct you to the original artist, because hey, fight that good proper attribution fight. Facebook is a no mans land of nothing attributed to anyone ever.
I have written, to my knowledge, the funniest book known to man. The problem is that I have to convince you to read it. Once you do read it, and are able to stop laughing, I am confident you will contact me immediately, desperate to represent me before anyone else does. Good luck. The clock is ticking.
Hurray. 2013 is here. Praying for the sweet release of death this year.
From Slush Pile Hell
(Source: aestevez, via untitled-mag)
Yes: quite.
via popculturebrain
Does the sign have to be that big?
(Source: joemande)
—The Portland Anthem
Did you see this? Because when I did it made me want to move to Portland. Rock on, Mayor.
The Portland Anthem, sung by the Mayor (Kyle MacLachlan).
(via popculturebrain)
Change happens. You can’t stop it. You can fight it, you can roll with it. You can try to stall it. But, it happens.
Some people like to call that PROGRESS.


